You might be a redneck Andromedan if... you know who your parents are.
You might be a redneck Saturnian if... you use your sonic scream to push your stalled starship.
You might be a redneck Earthman if... oh, wait. Aren't they all?
You might be a redneck Stardog if... you have a post-it note on your desk reminding you when Spung hunting season is.
You might be a redneck Spung if...you promise to spare your enemy if they surrender their entire supply of Turtle Wax, fishing worms, and Dr. Scholl's foot creme.
Your commander is so stupid he thinks "hyperdrive" means that the helmsman had too much sugar that morning.
Your commander is so ugly when he hails an enemy, they surrender just so he'll get off their viewscreen.
Your commander is so fat when he sits in the command chair the Command Post orbits around him.
What do you get when you combine a Mercurian and an Uranusian?
What's the difference between a man who doesn't ask for directions and an Andromedan who doesn't ask for directions?
What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a Spung?
How many assistant principals does it take to change a lightbulb?
This page created on July 27th, 2003.